- Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat…
- The ghosts and vampires are coming to hunt you this creepy night, just go hide under the blanket. Happy Halloween.
- When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.
- Beware this creepy night. Witches, monsters, and demons are clothed in crazy costumes waiting to hand you the tricks and treats, candy and horror. Happy Halloween.
- The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun. Happy Halloween!
- Tis the night — the night of the grave’s delight and the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without the wild winds shout, but no, it is they — it is they.
- There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Clever Halloween Captions
With these funny Halloween captions for your images, you’ll get lots of spooky grins and outright giggles:
- Not resting in peace.
- I must go in. The fog is rising.
- Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- Why did the black cat cross the street? To give you bad luck!
- If you think I’m a witch, you should meet my sister.
- On Halloween I ran out of candy and had to give the kids nicotine gum.
- Forget love — I’d rather fall in chocolate!
- Aren’t we clever, making the kids go door to door collecting candy for us?
- Halloween is the one time of year where grown women can dress like hookers and no one will care.
- I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.
- And God said “Let there be candy,” and there was candy. Happy Halloween!
- I hope all the candies don’t go to WAIST. Happy Halloween!
- Happy Halloween! Time to carve out the pumpkin, bring out the candies and let’s get sugar high.
- Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
- I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.
- When witches go riding and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers tis near Halloween.
- There’s a black cat in the window and a pumpkin on my stoop. On the lawn are a ghost and a witch. This tells me Halloween is very near, so Happy Halloween to you.
Halloween Captions Inspired by Movies
- “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” — Hocus Pocus
- “By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” — Macbeth
- “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” — Halloween
- “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” — Halloweentown
- “Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.” — A play on Regina George’s iconic line in Mean Girls
- “Being normal is vastly overrated.” — Halloweentown
- “Never trust the living.” — Beetlejuice
- “Be afraid, be very afraid.” — The Fly
- “I see dead people.” — The Sixth Sense
- “I am the pumpkin king!” — The Nightmare Before Christmas
- “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” — Beetlejuice
- “There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” — The Nightmare Before Christmas
- “Where my ghouls at?” — Monster High
- “I’m a mouse, duh.” — Mean Girls
- “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” — Rocky Horror Picture Show
- “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” — A Nightmare On Elm Street
- “Hi! I’m Chucky. Wanna play?” — Child’s Play
- “Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!” — Hocus Pocus
- “It’s alive!” — Frankenstein
- “Find the thing that must be read, lest your heart be filled with dread.” — The Hanted Mansion
- “Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.” — It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Halloween Captions Inspired by Songs
- “I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” — Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
- “It’s close to midnight, something evil’s lurking from the dark.” — Michael Jackson
- “This is Halloween, everybody make a scene.” — Marilyn Manson
- “What’s in your head?” — The Cranberries
- “I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” — Rihanna
- “Who you gonna call?” — Ray Parker Jr.
- “They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” — Andrew Gold
- “Scary monsters, super creeps keep me running, running scared.” — David Bowie
- “Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you.” — Dusty Springfield
- “She is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness.” — Stevie Nicks
- “Must be the season of the witch.” — Donovan
- “I always feel like somebody’s watching me.” — Rockwell
- “Heads will roll … on the floor.” — Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- “When we all fall asleep, where do we go?” — Billie Eilish
- “Baby, I’m howlin’ for you.” — The Black Keys
- “I’m sweet but I’m psycho” — Ava Max
Halloween Captions Inspired by Quotes
- “Double, double toil, and trouble.” — William Shakespeare
- “If you’ve got it, haunt it.” — Rose Pressey
- “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” — Tim Burton
- “Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.” — Unknown
- “On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” — Ava Dellaria
- “Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” — Rusty Fischer
- “Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” — Richelle E. Goodrich
- “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” — Mason Cooley
- “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.” — Unknown
- “Nothing on earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” — Steve Almond
- “Beware what dare crawls up your sleeve, For ’tis the night called Hallows Eve.” — Richelle E. Goodrich.
- “Oh how the candles will be lit and the wood of worm burn in a fiery dust. For on all Hallows Eve will the spirits come to play, and only the fruit of thy womb will satisfy their endless roaming.” — Solange Nicole
Post-Halloween Captions for Late Posts
If you didn’t share your images on Halloween, don’t worry. You can submit them later using the captions below:
- How long am I going to wear my Halloween costume? As long as I want.
- We were so busy having a spook-tacular Halloween that I forgot to share costume photos. Here they are!
- It’s November 1, the day I steal my kids’ Halloween candy and eat it while they’re in bed.
- The great thing about zombie costume photos is that they only get better with time.
- I just did my whole week’s cardio when I ran into a spider web someone forgot to take down.
- I planned to post my Halloween photos on time this year, but it was just witchful thinking.
- I know I’m late posting these pictures, but every day should be Halloween!
Get in the Spirit
Prior to shooting images of your Halloween party and costumes, remember to practice taking nighttime photos. Then add compelling descriptions to your pictures. Everyone can feel the spookiness when they view your images if you use the proper Halloween sayings.
