What generally sticks with people? Okay, comedy. And when there is a lesson to be learned from the humor, that makes it much funnier.
Every organism has a strong urge for relaxation.
You know, if we died from enthusiasm, life wouldn’t be very long. After it created some unforgettable recollections, it may be more alluring.
Everyone aspires to increase its success and entertainment value. And here is where humorous life lessons quotes may help.
These adorable and amusing quotations can cheer you up when difficulties arise. Have fun reading and be optimistic!
Short Funny Life Quotes
Life is a soup and I’m a folk.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
Life is hard, it is harder if you are stupid.
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Life is too short to fold underwear and socks.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
I am not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
Funny Quotes On Life Lessons
Lesson one: Only trust people who like big butts… They cannot lie.
Difference between school and life?
School teaches you lessons and then gives you a test.
Life gives you a test and you learn the lessons.
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for i don’t know.
Common Sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Sometimes you might feel like no one’s there for you, but you know who’s always there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you.
Going to church doesn’t make you a christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and i am not yet completely sure about the universe.
Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That’s where I come in.
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects… Good times.