Comedy has a way of helping us understand that we’re all going through the same things in this crazy world, whether it’s a word play, an amusing comment about ordinary occurrences, or old witty sayings. You’ll be exclaiming, “So true!” after reading these clever and humorous quotations about relationships, work, friends, and family because, well, they are. Others will make you recall amusing, meme-worthy TV and film scenes.
Take a much-needed break from your day to read these clever and humorous quotations that we found in stand-up comedy, novels, plays, interviews with celebrities on Twitter, movies, and TV series. They’re sure to make you smile. You’ll enjoy reading through our collection of quotations, and they’ll make your conversations funnier.
Funny and Witty Quotes About Life
You might want to loosen up for a moment because life is full of unexpected turns. Check out this collection of humorous life quotes.
“Fools learn from experience. Wise men learn from the experience of others.” – Otto von Bismarck
“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”
– Mitch Hedberg
“Playing it safe is the riskiest choice we can ever make.” – Sarah Ban Breathnach
“It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how little most men will do when they don’t have to.” – Walter Linn
“A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn’t implement any of it.” – Michael Bassey Johnson
“A skunk is a better company than a person who prides himself on being ‘frank’.” – Robert Heinlein
“After you’ve done a thing the same way for two years, look it over carefully. After five years, look at it with suspicion. And after ten years, throw it away and start all over.” – Alfred Edward Perlman
“Life moves very fast. It rushes from Heaven to Hell in a matter of seconds.” – Paulo Coelho
Life is a pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.” – William Goldman
“I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s forward.” – David Livingstone
“Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forwards.” – Soren Kierkegaard
“A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” – Oscar Wilde
“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.” – Confucius
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
“Faced with the choice between changing one’s mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.” – John Kenneth Galbraith
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” – Doris M. Smith
