Instagram Captions: 600+ Ideas For Your Photos And Selfies

Funny Instagram Captions

When it comes to captions, a little humor may go a long way. With the following amusing Instagram captions, keep things light and humorous.

1. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
2. Maybe she’s born with it… maybe it’s an Instagram filter.
3. But first, let me take a selfie.
4. Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
5. I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
6. Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
7. The best workout is a cross between a crunch and a lunge. A lunch.
8. If I won the award for laziness, I’d send someone to go pick it up for me.
9. Have you ever eaten a clock? It’s so time-consuming.
10. Nothing really mattress except sleep.
11. Mirror: You look good today. Camera: Nope!
12. Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
13. After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF.
14. I’m smart. I just do stupid things.
15. Well, enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me?

I tried to be normal once, worst 2 minute of my life!

15. An apple a day keeps everyone away if you throw it hard enough.
16. Life happens. Coffee helps.
17. You never know what you have until you clean your room.
18. When you’re feeling downie, eat a brownie.
19. I’m here for a good time, not a long time.
20. There is no angry way to say, “Bubbles.”
21. If I was funny, I’d have a better instagram caption for this.
22. This is my pretty hungry face.
23. Me: eats a snack while looking for a different snack.
24. 50 Shades of dark circles under my eyes.
25. Pretty rude that it’s not Friday, but ok.

Short Instagram Captions

Sometimes, only a few words will do.

If you want your followers to read your entire Instagram caption without having to press More, keep it short.

1. Look alive 
2. Know your worth
3. Get on my level
4. Aspire to inspire
5. Don’t just exist. Live.
6. Miles of smiles
7. Keepin’ it simple
8. Just livin’ life
9. Today is perfect!
10. Time for a change
11. Skies of blue
12. Needed a break
13. Relax
14. Escape the ordinary
15. Livin’
16. I can show you the world.”
17. I’ll do me.
18. Morning gram.
19. Mentally at the beach.
20. All about the vibe.
21. I woke up like this.
22. Escape the ordinary.
23. Let it hurt and then let it go.
24. Start somewhere.
25. But first, coffee

The best is yet to come.

26. Coming soon
27. Days like these
28. Don’t quit your daydream
29. Dream big
30. Go big or go home
31. Good vibes only
32. Laughing on the inside
33. Launch day
34. Let’s get it started
35. Like a boss
36. Limited edition
37. Nailed it
38. New look
39. Normal is boring
40. Opening soon
41. Show your sparkle
42. Small pleasures
43. This just happened
44. Times like this
45. Weekend vibes
46. Why not me?
47. Wild and free
48. Work hard play hard
49. Yes or no?
50. Today’s perfect