10. “Sorry, Sorry, So Sorry…”
(The Forced Apology Text)
It is unpleasant and obnoxious to drag out an apology after she has already forgiven you.
Most women are accustomed to the weak “I want to make it up to you” reaction that usually follows a text like that.
The text typically exaggerates the situation on purpose so the man can pay an excessive or unwarranted compensation for his error.

Women are aware of and hate the approach of using an apology to ask a lady out since they know you’re just exploiting sympathy to get her to go out with you.
If you truly want to apologize to her, start by finding out what you can do to make things right:
- You: “Do you need anything to make up for the fact that I was unable to attend your birthday celebration?”
- Her: “YES! Come over tomorrow for some leftover cake.”
See? Easy…