Quotes from the Show Criminal Minds
One of the most adored characters from the program is Dr. Spencer Reid, who is known for his comments. Read these Criminal Minds Reid quotes to gain insight on life in general.
- That makes no sense. You can’t catch a falling star, it would burn up in the atmosphere.
- I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes, I’m a genius.
- You should see what comes up when you type “death” into a search engine.
- Garcia: “You lied.”
Reid: “No I didn’t, I am a doctor, so technically it wasn’t a lie.”
Garcia: “What was it then?”
Reid: “Umm … second opinion.” - Morgan:What makes you feel confident? Reid:Statistics.
- Lila, believe me when I say this, I’ve never known a normal day in my entire life.
- Look at me. Without a gun, I look like a teacher’s assistant!
- Actually, there aren’t that many scientific errors inStar Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.
- I got shot in the leg and I don’t get any cookies.
- The number of pathogens passed during a handshake is staggering. It’s actually safer to kiss.
- Actually, [candles] were originally used to protect the birthday celebrant from demons for the coming year. As a matter of fact, down to the fourth century, Christianity rejected the birthday celebration as a pagan ritual.
- Depression is a vicious cycle. It frequently manifests itself in the degradation of one’s personal living environment, which in turn, fuels the depression, which then worsens the living environment.
- I never have any normal fans.
- Do you mind if we swing by a bookstore? I want to re-read ‘Empty Planet’ before we meet with the author. I haven’t read it since I was six.
- I totally saved your life. And I’m pretty certain it was caught on tape.
- Moral vigilantism typically has its roots in repression and guilt. This generally manifests itself in low self-esteem and self-loathing. By punishing others, the unsub may also be punishing himself.
- Sometimes for an artist, the only difference between insanity and genius is a success.
- Hotch, I was a 12-year-old prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine-year-old girl.
- Referring to oneself in the third person is not uncommon for an unsub. Ted Bundy gave thoroughly detailed accounts of his murders, but he never actually admitted doing any of them, he’d just say, ‘the killer.
- He doesn’t give a damn about black or white. The only color that son of a bitch cares about is green.
- I’m about to get naked so they can scrub me down. Is that something you really wanna see?
As the saying goes, “life imitates art,” and Criminal Minds provides much for people to copy. We learn from these love, life, and happiness quotes that everyone makes errors and is deserving of mercy and compassion.
