4. Beer never stands you up.
Beer isn’t eloping to hang out with other beers instead of you. Beer is always there for you and delivers.
Guys are unpredictable and flaky. In contrast to men, beer will always be there for you when you need it. Beer is dependable no matter how you are feeling—sad, joyous, or just having fun with your buddies.
5. It won’t break your heart!
There has never been a beer that broke someone’s heart. It can’t tell you lies or seem as though you matter more to it than you actually do.
More significantly, it cannot suddenly change its mind about you and abandon you. A drink couldn’t possible harm you the way a person could, even if it wanted to.
Beer doesn’t break your heart as it goes on to get wasted a month later just to wake you up at three in the morning with a booty call.
6. Beer will listen to you after a hard day.
Beer will still be there to listen to your issues no matter how horrible of a day you were having or how long and hard you would like to talk about a difficult day at work. It won’t pass judgment until you are sure you have spoken what you need to say. Beer will gladly accompany you while you attempt to make sense of the trying period you’ve had.
Beer just listens and doesn’t care how long you rant about your day. However, when you drink beer, not all of its faults are immediately thrown at you. Boys are the primary cause of most girls’ initial need for treatment, and beer is the ideal kind of rehabilitation.
7. Beer won’t treat you like sh*t.
Let’s face it, beer is just a beverage. Even if it wanted to, it couldn’t possible act like an asshole.
If you consume too much, the worst it can do is give you a hangover, but if you exercise caution, you won’t have to worry about that.
Beer will never harm you or treat you poorly as guys will.
Bottom line
Fundamentally, beer is superior to certain males. Drinking in moderation won’t harm you as long as you do it. It can’t harm you in the same way a guy can, in particular. Therefore, the next time you find yourself pining for a partner despite the fact that your last one crushed your heart, go get a nice, cold beer.
